Give 'Em Beans! Match Reports

Cubbins Paratrooper · Post by **Cubbins Paratrooper** » Mon Feb 10, 2025 8:47 am

Some damn good match reports being produced by 'Beans'. Well written, entertaining and humorous. Enjoy them immensely.

MisterPleasant · Post by **MisterPleasant** » Mon Feb 10, 2025 10:21 am

Yep, made me laugh out loud that one. But on behalf of all 'Nigels' I'd like to say we welcome, nay, embrace inclusivity, diversity and ethnicity.

GiveEmBeans_Est1989 · Post by **GiveEmBeans_Est1989** » Wed Feb 12, 2025 1:01 pm

Beans match report

Relive that wonderful performance with the Beans match report, now live on our website via the link below

https://www.giveembeans.co.uk/post/good-gotts

GiveEmBeans_Est1989 · Post by **GiveEmBeans_Est1989** » Mon Feb 17, 2025 2:00 pm

Here you go... The Cheltenham Beans report

https://www.giveembeans.co.uk/post/nigh ... ham-street

GiveEmBeans_Est1989 · Post by **GiveEmBeans_Est1989** » Fri Feb 28, 2025 2:29 pm

A sobering tune, Beans Report from Cumbrians at home now online.

https://www.giveembeans.co.uk/post/anot ... n-the-wall

McMark · Post by **McMark** » Fri Feb 28, 2025 3:06 pm

Ooh Barrow , just a little bit
Ooh Barrow, a little bit more
Ooh Barrow, just a little bit
You know it’s goals that I’m lookin' for
Ooh Barrow, just a little bit
Ooh Barrow, give us three points more
Ooh Barrow, I said three points more
Then I'll give you love you can't ignore

GiveEmBeans_Est1989 · Post by **GiveEmBeans_Est1989** » Mon Mar 10, 2025 6:53 pm

Our Accrington match summary is now live at Beans!

https://www.giveembeans.co.uk/post/accrington-shall-we

GiveEmBeans_Est1989 · Post by **GiveEmBeans_Est1989** » Sun Mar 16, 2025 5:50 pm

Our Morecambe match report, now live at Beans!

https://www.giveembeans.co.uk/post/oh-w ... he-seaside

GiveEmBeans_Est1989 · Post by **GiveEmBeans_Est1989** » Mon Mar 24, 2025 11:00 am

Head over to Beans! for our take on the Wimbledon game

Warning, may cause impromptu Steward hugging

https://www.giveembeans.co.uk/post/plough-lane-parity

Attention Bargain Hunters: Back issues of Beans now on sale at a reduced price!

https://www.giveembeans.co.uk/category/all-products

GiveEmBeans_Est1989 · Post by **GiveEmBeans_Est1989** » Sun Mar 30, 2025 6:16 pm

Head over to Give 'Em Beans! for our take on the Chesterfield

https://www.giveembeans.co.uk/post/dead-rubber-soul

GiveEmBeans_Est1989 · Post by **GiveEmBeans_Est1989** » Wed Apr 02, 2025 1:31 pm

Our take on the Salford game, now live at you know where...

https://www.giveembeans.co.uk/post/he-p ... aded-flops

GiveEmBeans_Est1989 · Post by **GiveEmBeans_Est1989** » Sun May 04, 2025 6:21 pm

Drink it all in, it's our final match report from the 24/25 season!

And it's live! at Beans!

https://www.giveembeans.co.uk/post/colc ... ulmination

Thank you all for the amazing support this season. We'll be back after the summer siesta; bigger, brighter and less funny than ever!

Yours, Beans!

GiveEmBeans_Est1989 · Post by **GiveEmBeans_Est1989** » Sun Aug 03, 2025 6:33 pm

Time to dust off this musty old thread, our first match report of 25/26 now live at Beans!

Welcome back

https://www.giveembeans.co.uk/post/bad- ... the-office

dodger · Post by **dodger** » Sun Aug 03, 2025 7:14 pm

Well that match report of the Chesterfield game was probably one of the most accurate and honest reports I’ve read of the game!

McMark · Post by **McMark** » Sun Aug 03, 2025 9:05 pm

dodger wrote: ↑Sun Aug 03, 2025 7:14 pm Well that match report of the Chesterfield game was probably one of the most accurate and honest reports I’ve read of the game!

And Lisa looks like she would be a very costly alimony settlement indeed
Picture mime is obviously “Gonna take you up to the spirit in the sky” The Norman Greenbaum version obviously. Although Tom looked like he was definitely in search of the Medics

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