Has it been on CandoFm yet? Counting on the young college kids to out-scoop our other media outlets now they've gone on the air!

I just hope that Cox will be happy to settle for an Austin Allegro over an Aston Martin

I fancied "Southfork" for the Dallas connection - or "La Mirage" - oh, hang on that was Dynasty not Dallas.
I'm with Holkerbird - The Rattle - let's go and get rattled.

Russ Rawley has been nominated for Sports Volunteer of the Year in the 2015 Love Barrow Awards -
A worthy nomination I'm sure you'll agree.
http://lovebarrowawards.co.uk/sports-vo ... ss-rawley/

Would be nice to get in. I guess the millions don't extend to opening two gates on Wilkie Rd? Got here early and queue still full length of Wilkie Rd.

Mike Forsyth said in the NWEM that these things burn at 16000 degrees. Given that the temperature at the surface of the Sun is only 5526 Celsius and you'd need to journey to the centre of the earth to reach somewhere near at 15700 then it's a brave man who shoves one of these down his under crackers.

Out of interest, who was the Dan Pilkington / Jesus lookalike in the directors box on Saturday?

Great day out. Top crack sat above the travelling fans who sang for 90+ minutes. Not bothered by result, on any other day we'd have won that 4-2
Back in Skeggy now with the next seasons guests of the Jeremy Kyle show and Billy Butlins redcoats.

Having [SwearFilter] it down all day yesterday and overnight, it's currently blue skies and sunshine here in Skeggy. See you at the game.

I'm in Skeggy now. Where is anybody going for pre match sherbets tomorrow?

I somehow find myself in something like an episode of The Prisoner from the 1960s. They even have four seater bicycles with striped roof covers. The guards are called redcoats. The fellow inmates make up an entire six seasons worth of Jeremy Kyle paternity / drug / obesity test subjects. Skegness. I...

Does Ben Lomond stand on the popular side? Does he mind you doing this to him?

Best of luck Ste. Hope you manage to raise a good few quid

My column in the NWEM tonight


http://www.nwemail.co.uk/home/2.4887/pl ... -1.1123592

Right then lads, seeing as a roof on the Holker end is back on the agenda should this Dallas oil tycoon take over, I've found you a roof. Scheduled for demolition of the site to make way for housing, located at the former Camelot site nr Charnock Richard, grab your spanners, get the Whittaker boys o...

whitty1969 wrote:New spur unit fitted in Directors room so Heater now works in there.

spurs you say? For cowboys? In the directors room? I will say no more...